And now more deep thoughts

If you are a prisoner on death row, a good idea is to clean up your cell really nice and then when they come to take you away, say “injection! I thought you said inspection!” and maybe they will laugh and let you out of it. 

Ill bet the most annoying job in the middle ages was a catapult operator because kings and rulers would always ask “can’t you get that to fling stuff farther?”  I am sorry, your majesty that is as far as it shoots! 

  

If you are ever traveling in time with corn on the cob, I really don’t think it will affect the corn on the cob very much at all.  I guess the point I wanted to make is that corn on the cob is pretty good isn’t it? 

 

One lesson vampire children need to learn early on is never to run with wooden stakes also regular children.